Announcing your pregnancy
You have to be prepared for all kinds of reactions when you announce your pregnancy. Some of our favorites:
• "Why?"
• "How did this happen?"
• "Uh-oh!"
• "You know what causes this, don't you?"
How to have morning sickness in public
• Pretend you're looking for something deep inside your purse – then snap it shut and discard.
• "Want to see my impression of Old Faithful?"
• "I'm sorry about your shoes."
• "Maybe next time don't eat your Pad Thai so close to me, okay?"
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